Friday, July 31, 2009

Dear American Airlines,

I am 99.9% sure that I left my silver iPod on your plane on Sunday, July 26th. Despite my best attempts with your customer relations department, and multiple calls with the DFW airport, all of your people are insisting that they do not have said iPod. Please inform your employees, for future reference, that items left on the plane are not theirs for the taking, and that it would be good practice for them to make every effort to return those items to their rightful owners.
Also, why don't we get peanuts anymore? Are they really that expensive that you can't even serve a credit-card-sized bag that is half full of peanuts? Please re-instate the snack - I don't think that's too much to ask.

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1 comment:

Emils said...

you should type this up and mail it in, randy horne style.


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